ShenYi Middle School’s school bully and bad boy, Lu Yao, went through lots of hardships to ‘bend’ himself and confess to the ‘male classmate’ he liked.
‘Male classmate’ Li Mingzhu: “Sorry, I can’t accept.”
Lu Yao: “Why?”
Li Mingzhu: “Because I’m a girl, I don’t like gays. I wish you happiness.”
Lu Yao: “!!!”
Lu Yao: Speaking of it you may not believe it, but before falling in love with you I was straight.
Many years later
Li Mingzhu returned to the country and had a chance encounter with Lu Yao.
The little cat that years ago liked to act spoiled towards her became the aloof god of the e-sport circle who attracted millions of attention.
After the reunion, her ex-boyfriend seemed more difficult to coax than before.
Li Mingzhu: “Are you still gay?”
Lu Yao: “…”
Li Mingzhu: “I like gays.”
Lu Yao: “I’m not f*cking gay!”
A certain god had an emotional breakdown: When have I been gay? If you like me, can’t you just say it? Why like gays?
Li Mingzhu: This man, why is he gay for a moment, and not gay the next? So hard to please.
Top headlines:
[Shock! E-sport well-known player is being supported, the sugar mama seems to be the executive director of xx Corporation.] [E-sport god is being supported?! E-sport circle is degenerating!] [Can’t keep watching! The clean living and honesty the fans have so much praised was just a public persona!] [E-sport god’s private life is a mess, how are you worthy of your fans!] The next day’s top headlines:
[Update! My god! They are married!]
Reporters collectively said: Shit! I’m quitting being a reporter! This couple is making fun of me!
